Why don't atheists believe?

2007-01-03 2:10 am
Don't they know if they don't believe they gonna get shot down by Santa Claus? In Something 13:25 it says "all whom do not belive shall be killed by Santa Claus!" and in Something Else 20:32 it says "atheists are dumb folks who need book learnin'!"

p.s-feel free to insult my: intelligence, stupid joke, avatar, agnosticism, family, name and/or race.
super p..s. this is a joke.
super duper p.s. please don't flame me...I don't think my little ol' heart can take it!

回答 (15)

2007-01-03 2:12 am
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dude, i like you
2007-01-03 10:14 am
The sad thing is that this really isn't far off.
2007-01-03 10:13 am
commonsense and lack of proof keeps me an atheist.
2007-01-03 10:13 am
lmmfao what you're saying about santa claus you're a clown dude lmmfao and i'm not gonna insult agnosticism as i'm agnostic myself
2007-01-03 10:17 am
Thats good, thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-03 10:16 am
This made my day! =D
2007-01-03 10:16 am
We do believe, we just don't like God because he's got too many damn rules.

*edit* oh, sorry I didn't see this was a joke
2007-01-03 10:15 am
Silly....are you trying to get someone to argue with you ?

I just plain think you to cute, how about that ?
2007-01-03 10:15 am
I guess that we were all abused as children, or are rebellious by nature, or are subconsciously seeking "the truth" (LOL), or are demons, or are selfish, or are materialistic, or are influenced by Satan...I've heard it all...

Wait 'til we die and find out "the truth", right? LMAO. I'm shaking in my boots.
2007-01-03 10:32 am
Intelligent insults are more effective. Study up next time.
2007-01-03 10:16 am
I believe.
I believe in me.
2007-01-03 10:15 am
Romans (10)
2007-01-03 10:14 am
Bwahahahahahaha!
2007-01-03 10:14 am
hey me is an artist..
2007-01-03 10:13 am
So, uh, you aren't really asking about atheists, are you? Rather, you are inventing an excuse to mock others. At least you give others the permission to mock you back. It would only be fair.


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