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1. "Pour me a double whisky, I've just had an argument with my wife," Mike tells Charlie the bartender. "Oh, yeah?" says Charlie. "Who won?" "Put it like this," says Mike. "When it was all said and done, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "Really?" says Charlie. "What did she say?" "'Come out from under the bed you sniveling little coward.'&;quot;