有冇人有好好笑既英文笑話

A Busy Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.
Doctor: Okay, let me check.
Patient: What's wrong with me?
Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.
Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.
Doctor: Intravenous drip.
Patient: How long would it take?
Doctor: A couple of hours.
Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can
finish it in three minutes.

2006-12-12 20:48:17 補充：
其中一個：Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"???St Peter answered, "

2006-12-12 20:48:52 補充：
Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."Oh," said Hillary, "who9;s clock is that?"

2006-12-12 20:49:14 補充：
"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."""Who9;s clock is that?" "

2006-12-12 20:49:21 補充：
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.""Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked."Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."

2006-12-12 20:49:46 補充：
1) 老婆：我地夜晚訓覺唔好熄燈，好不好？ 老公：好！不過你要應承我一件事！ 老婆：甚麼事？ 老公：訓覺果陣唔好落妝。 2)兩個細佬傾偈：A說：我地全家都好鍾意動物，媽咪鍾意貓，阿哥鍾意狗，家姐鍾意小白兔。 B說：咁你阿爸呢？ A說：喜歡狐狸精。

Recently, a man walked into a barbershop asking how much for a haircut.

"Fifty dollars." hairstylist answered.

"And for a shave?"

"Twenty-five."

"All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

前些日子，一個男人走入一間髮型屋，問剪幾錢。

髮型師答："50蚊。"

"咁剃呢？"

"25。 "

"好。"那男的邊說邊坐上理髮椅上。"剃頭。"


英文笑話

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone )

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

*************

Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone ). And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?