有冇英文笑話(d英文要簡單d)

this is called knock knock joke...it is a traditional joke in engkand. for example:
people A: knock knock
people B: who is there?
people A: ice-cream
people B: ice-cream who?
people A: ice-cream (i scream) everytime whEN I see a ghost!!

or another example:
people A:knock knock
people B: who is there?
people A: icy
people B: icy who?
people A: icy (i see ) your sister in supermarket!!

get it? sooo easy=]

Teacher: listen, children! It is written here: Beethover(1987-1998) DO you know what does(1987-1998)mean?
Siu ming: I know1 It is a telephone number!!
(其實是Beethover的出身日期-死期)

What do snowman eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

可以當IQ題or笑話
答案意思: 人吃cornflakes(玉米片),雪人就當然吃snowflakes(雪花)啦