i want 20 jokes

2006-11-30 11:44 pm
i want 20 jokes

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2006-12-01 2:45 am
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1. A woman got out from a bus. Without knowing that her clothes is not closed so a man told her." I'm sorry. I think you didn't close your buttons. When she suddenly realized." Oh no! I left my baby on the bus!"
2. 20 years ago. They are girl friend and boy friend. He said," Wait! Don't make up next time. You look beautiful." But 20 years later........." Wait! Make up everytime you saw me!"
3. There is a man, he wants to go to toilet. He told his friend about it. And went in a small public toilet. He looked at a paper in front of him. It says look at the left. He did so. But another paper wrote look right. He did so. Then another paper said" look behind you. He think will he see a ghost? And then he did so. He saw a paper saying," Don't be so nosy while going to toilet.
4. There are some new soilders. The boss gave them a comb the first day. But the other day, their hair are gone. The boss gave them a tooth brush the second day. But the other day, their teeth are gone. The boss gave them a condom the third day. But the other day.........................................the soiders are all gone!
5. "Mile away, you're so many mile away from me." " Hey you forgot to add s!" "Smile away, you're so many smile away from me."
6. You cry I cry. you laugh I laugh. You jump..........I laugh again.

2006-11-30 18:48:18 補充:
7. a cat monkey cat was cat saw cat reading cat this cat message cat now cat.try removing the cats and what do you see?!
參考: my jokes from joke book
2006-12-01 2:27 am
賣草帽


從前,有一個賣草帽的人,每天他都很努力賣草帽賺錢。



有一天他覺得很累,剛好旁邊有一棵大樹,



他就把帽子放在樹下,坐在樹下打起盹來。



等他醒來時,發現身旁的帽子都不見了,



抬頭一看,樹上有很多猴子,每個猴子的頭上都戴著一頂草帽,



他很驚慌,因為如果帽子沒了,他就無法養家活口。



突然他想到猴子很愛模仿別人,



他試著舉左手,果然猴子也跟他舉左手,他拍拍手,猴子也拍拍手,



他想機會來了,他趕緊把頭上的帽子拿下來丟在地上,



猴子也將帽子紛紛都丟在地上,賣帽子的就高高興興撿起帽子回家去了。



回家之後,他將今天發生這件奇特的事告訴他的兒子和孫子。



多年後,賣草帽的孫子繼承了家業 --- 賣草帽。



有一天,在他做生意途中,在大樹下睡著了,



醒來後發現帽子全被猴子拿走了,孫子突然想到爺爺曾經告訴他的方法。



於是,他舉左手,猴子也舉左手,他拍拍手,猴子也跟著拍拍手。



果然,爺爺說的話很有用,最後,他脫下帽子丟在地上,



可是,奇怪了,猴子竟然沒有跟著他做,還瞪著他看?



不久,猴王出現了,把他丟在地上的帽子撿起來,



還很用力的打了他一巴掌,然後說:






『 騙肖ㄟ!你以為只有你有爺爺嗎!!』


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孩子的真理



有一位年輕的教師剛給她班裡的一個小男孩講完羊的故事,說:有一隻羊因為離開了羊群被狼吃掉了。



「明白了吧,」她說,「如果這隻羊老實,不離開羊群,它就不會被狼吃掉,對嗎?」


「對,老師。」小男孩回答道:「但它以後就被我們吃掉了。」



老師聽了之後傻眼!


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我是隻小小鳥


有一位太太在接了一通電話之後,



走到客廳,溫柔地對正在看報、看電視的丈夫問道:
「老公,你說誰是雪莉啊?」



先生聽了有點心慌,「雪莉?雪莉?」



這位先生支支吾吾地說:「哦!雪莉...,對了雪莉是我想要買的一隻哈巴狗的名字。」

這位太太面帶微笑,咬著牙齒說: 「好極了!你那隻哈巴狗剛剛打電話來,
問你約她幾點看電影?」


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綜合果汁



某大學周圍的果汁都賣的很便宜



木瓜牛奶才25元 加鮮奶的喔!



綜合果汁18元...哇!更便宜



買西瓜汁的朋友一邊喝一邊問老闆:



你們綜合果汁都加些什麼啊?(哇..太便宜了下次來一杯)



老闆 :我們綜合果汁放了七種水果喔!



朋友:喔...哪七種啊?.

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老闆 :呃...這個不一定耶,要看前面七個客人點什麼…

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嗆聲大作戰


3隻老鼠在比嗆聲.


第一隻老鼠說到:我天天吃老鼠薬.


第二隻老鼠說:我天天把捕鼠器當作健身用具.


第三隻老鼠說道:看到門外滴大肥貓了嗎?


他會懷孕是我幹的唷~~~~~~


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