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1. A woman got out from a bus. Without knowing that her clothes is not closed so a man told her." I'm sorry. I think you didn't close your buttons. When she suddenly realized." Oh no! I left my baby on the bus!"
2. 20 years ago. They are girl friend and boy friend. He said," Wait! Don't make up next time. You look beautiful." But 20 years later........." Wait! Make up everytime you saw me!"
3. There is a man, he wants to go to toilet. He told his friend about it. And went in a small public toilet. He looked at a paper in front of him. It says look at the left. He did so. But another paper wrote look right. He did so. Then another paper said" look behind you. He think will he see a ghost? And then he did so. He saw a paper saying," Don't be so nosy while going to toilet.
4. There are some new soilders. The boss gave them a comb the first day. But the other day, their hair are gone. The boss gave them a tooth brush the second day. But the other day, their teeth are gone. The boss gave them a condom the third day. But the other day.........................................the soiders are all gone!
5. "Mile away, you're so many mile away from me." " Hey you forgot to add s!" "Smile away, you're so many smile away from me."
6. You cry I cry. you laugh I laugh. You jump..........I laugh again.
2006-11-30 18:48:18 補充:
7. a cat monkey cat was cat saw cat reading cat this cat message cat now cat.try removing the cats and what do you see?!