有甚麼串人的英文金句?

His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged !

http://workinghumor.com/quotes/garfield.shtml

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, you'd know what a drag it is to see you.

http://workinghumor.com/quotes/bob_dylan.shtml


I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

http://workinghumor.com/quotes/bill_cosby.shtml

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

# If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

# Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

# It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

http://workinghumor.com/quotes/albert_einstein.shtml

His countenance likes me not. (他樣衰）

Corn. Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault? Kent. His countenance likes me not. Corn. No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers. Kent. ...

from Shakespeare's King Lear

Linus: You're so crabby all the time you've forgotten how to smile!

http://people.cs.uchicago.edu/~dinoj/peanuts.html

2006-11-07 11:39:06 補充：
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怎麽爲之寸人？駡人？還是show off?如果show off建議去背幾句莎士比亞長句，相當寸