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This this indulges in fantasy wonderful book "The Twits",Describes one pair to have infant face husband and wife - Mr. Twit and Ms. Twit, Twit were the world are smallest, dirtily, the meanest person. In the beard has hidden the aging food residual. They like each other making fun of, like on Wednesday eating “roast the bird faction”, they also raised a Muggle-Wumps monkey did “stands upside down” the circus troupe to perform train. This to husband and wife frequently each other practical joke, is unfriendly to the animal, Even very cruel. Lived monkey Muggle is not resigned to in the garden basket to blame the husbands and wives to train - the Wump whole family afterwards Roly which flies with Africa - the Poly bird maliciously to give for this to the husbands and wives the retaliation. The station stands upside down day in day out the monkey daddy found out has retaliated the strange husband's and wife's method, he will plan blames the husbands and wives to suffer animal's method retaliation on their body. He cooperates with the birds, goes out while the strange husbands and wives when decorates the family in turns upside down completely, the floor clouds over the top board of a coffin, the furniture entire inversion on the ceiling, and wants the bird to mount in a strange husband and wife spray the viscose, as soon as the strange husbands and wives look after the house decorate the entire inversion, thought oneself is stands upside down, thought stands by, lets the thing change positive, first this two human of head firmly mounting on the floor, the genuine station stood upside down, what is more strange, stood upside down has been long, two people unexpectedly more shrank slightly, finally only leave behind two piles of clothes in ground.

This this indulges in fantasy the wonderful book "The Twits", described husbands and wives - Mr. Twit and Ms. Twit which a pair had the infant face, Mr. Twit and Ms. Twit is the world smallest, is dirtiest, the meanest person. In the beard has hidden food residual. They like each other making fun of, like on Wednesday eating "roast the bird faction", they also raised a Muggle-Wumps monkey did "stands upside down" the circus troupe to perform train. This to the husbands and wives each other practical joke, is frequently unfriendly to the animal, even is very cruel. Lives in the garden basket monkey Muggle不 Is resigned to blame the husbands and wives to teach 練 - The Wump whole family afterwards Roly which flew with Africa – the Poly bird maliciously gives the retaliation for this to the husbands and wives. The station stands upside down day in day out the monkey daddy found out has retaliated the strange husbands' and wives' method, he will plan blames the husbands and wives to suffer animal's method retaliation on they body. He cooperates with the bird, leaves when the gate while the strange husbands and wives family's in grain ] completely turns upside down, the floor clouds over the top board of a coffin, complete inverts the family on the ceiling, and wants the bird to mount the rubber in a strange husbands and wives on force, the strange husbands and wives as soon as look after the house the grain ] the entire inversion, thought oneself is stands upside down, thought to stands, lets the thing change, this first two person of heads firmly mounting on the floor, the genuine station stood upside down, what is more strange, stood upside down for a long time, two people unexpectedly more shrank slightly, Finally only leaves behind two piles of clothes on the place.


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