How can I gain weight?

Diet supplements available at GNC or online. There are different kinds (powder shakes, pills) which are geared from everything to simple weight gain to building muscle mass. Flex magazine is advertising how to get huge in 3 months on the cover of their Nov issue. It's got John Cena on the front, you can try that as well. Good luck!

be like the standard american human.
1.watch tv and play xbox all day.
2.eat food thats really bad for you.
3. get season tix to your hometown football team.
4.watch ESPN after you come home from the game.
5.eat more food.
6.watch ESPN.
7.poptarts for breakfast.
8.watch ESPN.
9.talk to your wife ONLY about football football football.
10.eat more fod.

by then you should be an american.
250 lbs
and you can call youself an athlete because your the best in your neighborhood at the heavy weight lifting championship.
:)

UM....EAT

sounds like something is triggering your gag reflex and I'd bet it's not your finger

Whey protein.